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The TRUE!!!!! Diary ov Varg Vikernes.
Hallo! It has come to my attentions that some false, Jew idiot has been posting under my name(s) on www.burzum.com.
I am outrageous at this!!! When my Mutter finds this fool, I am sure she will make him pay for his unwise actions!!!
So here, I will be attempting to put my TRUE!! story across to you.
As you will no doubtless know, I am currently in prison in Norway for doin my duty to my kinsfolk. I burned down one ov their ugly old churches (nasty out-dated, dusty thing full ov mouses!!) and killed (NOT MURDERED!!!!) a non-Aryan Communist in self-defens.
And this is how I am re-payed, with a seemingly limitless jail term and a fine (wot a rip-off!!!).
My so-called “Crime”, or Selfless acts!!!!!
Some people think that I am lying about the courageous act ov self-defens which I perform in ’93. Not so!!!!
I was very kind going see unfortunate man to sign contract for him so I could give him more money as he is just poor Communist bastard who need help as result ov his pathetic political and personal choices.
He attacks me!!! He has gun, so I try to knock it away from him and fight hand to hand kombatt in the style ov my uncle Quisling, but then he pulls a fukken kalishnikov on me out ov know-where!!!!
Naturally, to save my life, I pull out my trusty hunting knife (which I use to skin the flying tree-ratts!!) and stab him until he breathes air no more.
People ask me why, when Polis get to the scene there is know sign ov the weapons this man had? How should I know this?? Maybe it is because the Polis hate me and are framing me as they know I am next SuperMannen leader ov the Aryan world??!!!
Stupid corrupt Jew bastards.
Also, I try telling the judge this man I killed, he has the brown eyes ov a nigger, so he was clearly de-ranged!!
But the judge was a fukken Judeo-Christ bastard and he not like my dress and my hair in the piggy-tails, so he tell me I am evil and am going away for long time!!!
I tell him ALL TRUE Wikings, they dress this way, but he not havin it.
To make all this worse (ja, WORSE!!!), the Jury are all Jews, blacks and women and even my lawyer, I find out, is a fukken Jew!!!!! All are made to hate me and are havin trouble with the evidence cos they have tiny brains that are not working properly as their genetics are inferior!!!
I am only one there who could work out truth from evidence cos I’m only one who has a brain!!
So, here I am.
I actually PREFER being in here, despite what is said to contrary. It is I who am free – free from your Judeo-Christ society. You are all just slaves to Israel.
So wot if u can walk around outside without someone hand-cuffed to you?? I am freer in my shackles than you are in your Jewish sports-car!!!
I am havin much corresponding wiv my fans while in here.
They tell me I am Right, I am True Wiking Superman.
Onli problemmen is some don’t like new music cos they think synth sound is gay!!! Stupid false Aryans, I kan tell u are not my fans!!! My fans understanden die speschelissen Wiking Rune-tones only a synth can producen!!!!
My True Wiking Music
I am so joyed at being in a place where I can think so good.
I don’t need no guitars or drums now I got my synth. Guitars and drums come from rock ‘n’ roll, which is Nigger music. And so, by extension, is black metal.
I have never fukken played ANY black metal, despite what people say. The early stuff was all done on synth to SOUND like I played other instruments. Ja, I am too clever sometimes, really.
I onli Right die songen for Darktronnen etc cos I feel the sorrow for them that they cant use synth and are no longer in solituden like me!
Family
You may have heared that I got a kid. It is True!!! She is my beautiful True Norwegian Aryan Produkkt ©. I did breed her wiv an Aryan woman who is even more strict than me about Nationalityism!! She don’t even let my Dottir wear clothes made in Jew countries like USA!!
When I decide to leave this place ov solitudism, I plan to breed more TNAP©’s. I will be needing many healthy, young Aryan women who have never been touched by niggers or Jews. It is well-knowed that Niggers and Jews carry diseases cos they are relativen ov animals like monkey, ape, piggys and the moo-cow (not Wiking cows like Odin’s, obvious!!!). You are wanting ov the proofs??
#1) The hindu’s, they are not liking the mistreatment ov moo-cows cos they are relativen to them!!
#2) All niggers in Africa are dying ov the AIDS thing. It is cos they are fukken the monkeys and apes, who are their brothers and sisters!!!! Ja, it’s True. Look at news!!!
#3) Kikes don’t eat piggy-wiggys. Ever wondered, WHY??? Ja, the piggy-wiggys are their famili!!!
#4) Homosexualls, or to give proper name, FAGGOTS are having the AIDS, not Right-minded people who are not sticking their cock up man-arses!!
My Parents
My Mutter is very good Aryan Produkkt. She raised me to know all truth about Niggers and Kikes. She says Virgin Mary is Jew-whore and baby Jesus is stupid illegitimate Kike!
Since I been put in here, Mutter has tried to bust me out few times wiv kind help ov DieNeoNationalanistSozialGrouppen and their stash ov illegal firearms. Unfortunate, Polis know every time cos some stupid Jew keep telling them!
I think it is only Right for DieNeoNationalanistSozialGrouppen to have license for firearms as they are only True and Just politikalischen parti left!!
My Brother
Yet another reason for my actions of church-arsoning are that I very kind burned it down so my Bruder could get more money buy fittin alarms in all the fukken churches!! I am a nice guy, people just don’t like Truth!
My Filosofies
Slavs
You have probly heared that I am Nazi who hate the Slavs??
Not True!!! I feel SORRY for Slavs cos they are born wiv small brains and fukken animals. They are abnormal and need looking after. This is why I have set up nice programme to Take Care ov Them!!
Cos they are stupid human-pigs that live in dirty country, I will send them on holi-day to get jobs worken in die Relaxaschen Campen my party are setting up!!
Every single one of these pigs will be completely relaxed when they leave!!!
That is kind of nice guy I am, see??
Nietzsche
This filosofican is True Nazi Supermannen. He maked die whole filosofies of die Superman and die Nazism. Some idiots argue and say he is not Nazi, but they are usual Jews who cant read anyway. Is not True he die of the Syphhilishen, he never fukken any Jews!!!! He has good beard, almost good as mine!!
Nazism
Nazism is bout being TRUE individual wiv TRUE Aryan Wiking beliefs!! It just mean that you don’t fukken around wiv die Juden or die Niggeren. It wot Odin is talking about in the Edda. Some false Wikings believ this is misinterpretational, but they don’t get Odin talk to them in Jail, do they???!!!
Also, SS always looking very smart. I cant cos I am in jail but would be nice to dress as stormtrooper again soon. My Mutter always try to when she visit me here, but fukken Jew guards won’t let her in!!!
I love the shiny leather boots the SS Captains wear. So strikten and mannly!! Not like the sneakers and baseball caps of die Juden!
Swastikas
People get wrong idea ov symbol cos ov stupid Indian-pigs stolen it!!!
In fact, Odin invented swastika as big many-bladed weapon to kill the Jew when he try takes our land.
More Lies!!!!
Some homo been sayin I’m fukken judeo-christ bastard cos my birth name aint good. Let me tell YOU, my Mutter had NOTHING to do with choosing name, it was my Father. He mistakenlisch thought Christian was good namen. He is dead now cos my Mutter sort him out.
My “Break Out”
It been widely reported I broke out of prison and took family hostage at gun point and made em drive me to nother town.
This is fukken lies!!! As said before, my Mutter cant get me no guns, so where I get it from???
Also, that family were all Jew-bastards who hate me and make out I shook gun at their face when, fact ov it is, they offered me lift!!
I was not “trying to escape” at all! This is my plan all along! To make authoritien THINK I trying escape when, in all real actualitien I am just wanting to do this to get longer sentence!! You see, I prefer being in cell on my own. I think better this way. And this way I am away from Jew-bastards and Niggers who like, as you know, mans arses!!!
People think I am scared of being fukken arsen by die immigrationists, but this not True!!! I am Wiking warrior of Odin and am strongest of all!!!!!
I look forward to your mailen, it give me good idea ov state ov Jew Society outside!!
P.S All TRUE ARYAN WIKING WARRIORS will Right Metal Hammer an tell them I am TRUE SUPERMANNEN und will not be called murder wiv silly beard!!!
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